LCS Hockey - World Domination Update

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World Domination Report
VOL III, NO IX
by Zippy, Wonder Chimp

Carl
Our Mascot
Carl, the Retarded Space Goat

World Domination ain't easy, it takes time.

Since we're impatient, the semi-brillant minds at LCS Hockey have decided to rally the troops and make a rejuvenated attempt at world domination. In the coming weeks, we will announce our plans to the world. Stay tuned for how you, our valued readers, can aid our noble mission.

One way you can aid our mission is by becoming a correspondent. Visit our help wanted page for more information. LCS Hockey is also looking for individuals intersted in coaching, hockey drills, and skill development. Write to us at staff@lcshockey.com.

NHL Archive
The archive, http://www.lcshockey.com/archive/, now contains a selection of complete player statistics from the 1960's. Each month additional statistic files will be added to our growing archive. Check it out today.

LCS Hockey on America Online
We're still on America Online, however, our area is undergoing major renovations. It's all part of our doubled efforts for world domination. Check it out at keyword "LCS Hockey" to read exclusive semi-daily columns from the staff of LCS Hockey. Also try out the chat boards.

LCS: Questions o' the Month
That Mary Tyler Moore Show trivia is right around the corner... honest. At the moment, you can still check out the answers to the Cheers QOM.

LCS Hockey Pool
Third epoch has begun. What else is there to say? Updates every Wednesday.

Coming Soon!
New features and more excitement.

CREDITS

Michael Dell Editor-in-Chief

Zippy the Wonder Chimp Computer Boy

Jim Iovino Ace Reporter

Matthew Secosky Chimp B

Dan Hurwitz Featured Writer

John Kreiser Featured Columnist

David Feete Featured Writer

Nicole Agostino Stat Girl

Alex Carswell Anaheim Correspondent

Matt Brown Boston Correspondent

Joe Brunner Buffalo Correspondent

Tony Wong Calgary Correspondent

Brad Kane Carolina Correspondent

Tom Crawford Chicago Correspondent

Greg D'Avis Colorado Correspondent

Jim Panenka Dallas Correspondent

Dino Cacciola Detroit Correspondent

Simon D. Lewis Edmonton Correspondent

Eric A. Seiden Florida Correspondent

Matt Moore Los Angeles Correspondent

Philip Aromando New Jersey Correspondent

David Strauss NY Islanders Correspondent

Alex Frias NY Rangers Correspondent

The Nosebleeders Ottawa Correspondents

Eric Meyer Philadelphia Correspondent

Nobody Phoenix Correspondent

Brett Taylor Pittsburgh Correspondent

Joe Ashkar St. Louis Correspondent

Al Swanson San Jose Correspondent

Seth Lerman Tampa Bay Correspondent

Jonah Sigel Toronto Correspondent

Carol Schram Vancouver Correspondent

Jason Sheehan Washington Correspondent

Tricia McMillan AHL Correspondent

Brian Wishnow Progosticator Guy

Meredith Martini Correspondent

Kevin Fischer Photographer

Chris Foreman Correspondent

LCS: Guide to Hockey, Issue 88, February 26, 1998
As always, no animals were harmed in the making of this issue. Well, except for three rabbits... and a possum... but the bastards had it comin'.
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