LCS Hockey - World Domination Update

World Domination Report
VOL IV, NO II
by Zippy, Wonder Chimp

Carl
Our Mascot
Carl, the Retarded Space Goat

World Domination ain't easy, it takes time.

Welcome to a new season of LCS Hockey. This year we have big plans to advance our plight of world domination.

The first big announcement is a new site design. Development is currently underway for the new LCS Hockey so that we may serve you, our valued readers, better.

Important Note: Issues of LCS Hockey will be published on Wednesdays from this day forward. No longer will Tuesday be the day of LCS Hockey. We will now be coming at you mid-week for the upcoming season.

That's all for now. See ya' in two weeks.

Coming Soon!
Next Issue: Wednesday, October 28

                 C R E D I T S
Michael Dell........................Editor-in-Chief
Zippy the Wonder Chimp....................Webmaster
Michael Secosky............................Producer
Jim Iovino.............................Ace Reporter
Matthew Secosky.....................Just Kickin' It
Marc Boucher..............................Publisher
Nicole Agostino.........Was Right About the Calcium
Dan Hurwitz.........................Featured Writer
John Alsedek........................Featured Writer
Alex Carswell.................Anaheim Correspondent
Matt Brown.....................Boston Correspondent
Mark Zampogna.................Buffalo Correspondent
Simon D. Lewis................Calgary Correspondent
Vacant.......................Carolina Correspondent
Thomas Crawford...............Chicago Correspondent
Greg D'Avis..................Colorado Correspondent
Jim Panenka....................Dallas Correspondent
Dino Cacciola.................Detroit Correspondent
Aubrey Chau..................Edmonton Correspondent
Vacant........................Florida Correspondent
Matt Moore................Los Angeles Correspondent
Jacques Robert...............Montreal Correspondent
Jeff Middleton..............Nashville Correspondent
Vacant.....................New Jersey Correspondent
David Strauss...............Islanders Correspondent
Alex Frias....................Rangers Correspondent
The Nosebleeders..............Ottawa Correspondents
Eric Meyer...............Philadelphia Correspondent
Bob Chebat....................Phoenix Correspondent
Tom Cooper..................St. Louis Correspondent
Al Swanson...................San Jose Correspondent
Seth Lerman.................Tampa Bay Correspondent
Jonah Sigel...................Toronto Correspondent
Jeff Dubois.................Vancouver Correspondent
Jason Sheehan..............Washington Correspondent
Tricia McMillan...................AHL Correspondent
Chad Lindburg and Joe Whalen.........Correspondents

LCS Hockey - Issue 105; October 14, 1998
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