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Thanks, Expansion! by Michael Dell, editor-in-chief The season isn't even a week old, yet it already seems clear that the level of play has improved dramatically from last year. Games now actually have flow. Teams are waging contests with plenty of back-and-forth action, putting a greater emphasis on speed and skill instead of clutching and grabbing. As amazing as it sounds, it's almost fun to watch hockey again. Almost. While the game's tempo has increased, the talent level is at an all-time low. It's really just pathetic. Expansion has crippled the sport. The Green Death has ravaged NHL rosters, spreading the legitimate talent desperately thin and creating so many jobs for undeserving players that the line between the major and minor leagues hasn't just been blurred, it's been obliterated. Even though the games have been more wide open, it's hard not to notice that most teams are still struggling to score more than two or three goals a night. And it's not because of the crease rule or over-sized goaltending equipment. The reason is simply that there isn't enough talent to supply 27 teams. Overall, the style of games may have improved, but what's the point if there aren't enough NHL-caliber scorers to finish this novel surplus of chances? Reading the current NHL rosters can be quite the confounding experience. In the immortal words of Jerry Seinfeld, "Who are these people?" Apparently clubs are just picking players off the street, because I believe I saw a few of my next-door neighbors playing defense for Pittsburgh on opening night. And the sad thing was, they didn't look out of place. Clearly, this is not the NHL LCS Hockey, and so many other fans, first came to love; the one that featured teams with three solid lines and six deep on defense. Now clubs are lucky to have one scoring line and three dependable defensemen. Things have changed. It's sort of like the friend that comes home after a few years at college. He's still the same kid as before, but now he listens to different music, always smells a bit like weed, and can't communicate complete thoughts without laughing and staring at his hand. While it can still be fun to hang out with him, things tend to get old when the only topics open for discussion are Doritos and old Cheech and Chong movies. Soon, more and more time passes between phone calls until eventually you lose touch. I haven't called the NHL in months. Expansion is the evil behind it all. The league would still be awesome today if it only had 21 teams. An argument could even be made that 24 teams would be acceptable, since the Golden Year of 1992-93 was played with San Jose, Tampa Bay, and Ottawa in the mix. But fewer is definitely better. Just consider the numbers. There are now six more clubs than there were back in 1990-91. With an average of 23 players per roster, that means there are at least 138 guys in the NHL today thanks solely to expansion. That's 138 minor-pros masquerading as big-leaguers. And it's only going to get worse, as Atlanta, Minnesota, and Columbus will all join the league in the next couple years, creating 69 more imposters. NHL, we hardly knew ye. This whole mess got me thinking, exactly who are the 138 players that owe their jobs to expansion? So, what the hell? I made a list. Keep in mind, this isn't meant to be ignorant. And it's not like all these guys are lousy players. Some are youngsters that could become solid citizens, but, at this stage in their careers, their spots would most likely be filled by proven veterans if there were still enough proven veterans to go around. It should also be noted that a whole lot of thought didn't go into the list, these are just the first 138 guys that caught my eye. This is merely an attempt to put in perspective the watered down state of the NHL. So if you see your name, or the name of someone you admire, listed below, please do not take offense. There are many more important things to take offense to in the pages of LCS Hockey. Save the letters on this one. Players are listed by team.
Ted Drury, Anaheim Dominic Roussel, Anaheim Jeff Nielsen, Anaheim Antii Aalto, Anaheim Pascal Trepanier, Anaheim Johan Davidsson, Anaheim Mike LeClerc, Anaheim Matt Cullen, Anaheim Mike Crowley, Anaheim Chris Taylor, Boston Antii Laaksonen, Boston Peter Nordstrom, Boston Peter Ferraro, Boston Ken Baumgartner, Boston Rob Tallas, Boston James Patrick, Buffalo Wayne Primeau, Buffalo Jason Holland, Buffalo Dwayne Roloson, Buffalo Dave Roche, Calgary Ed Ward, Calgary Eric Charron, Calgary Greg Pankewicz, Calgary Steve Smith, Calgary Clarke Wilm, Calgary Martin St. Louis, Calgary Paul Ranheim, Carolina Nolan Pratt, Carolina Arturs Irbe, Carolina Alain Nasreddine, Chicago Craig Mills, Chicago Remi Royer, Chicago Ty Jones, Chicago Mark Fitzpatrick, Chicago Dan Smith, Colorado Jeff Odgers, Colorado Shean Donovan, Colorado Tony Hrkac, Dallas Brent Severyn, Dallas Jamie Wright, Dallas Joey Kocur, Detroit Mathieu Dandenault, Detroit Kevin Brown, Edmonton Boyd Devereaux, Edmonton Bob Essensa, Edmonton Pat Falloon, Edmonton Fredrik Lindquist, Edmonton Craig Millar, Edmonton Dwayne Hay, Florida Peter Worrell, Florida Johan Garpenlov, Florida Nathan Lafayette, Los Angeles Josh Green, Los Angeles Sandy Moger, Los Angeles Brett Clark, Montreal Sergei Zholtok, Montreal Trent McCleary, Montreal Miroslav Guren, Montreal Craig Rivet, Montreal J.J. Daigneault, Nashville Jay More, Nashville Darren Turcotte, Nashville Greg Johnson, Nashville Jamie Heward, Nashville John Slaney, Nashville Jeff Nelson, Nashville Brad Smyth, Nashville Andrew Brunette, Nashville Patrick Cote, Nashville Brad Bombardir, New Jersey Sergei Brylin, New Jersey Sheldon Souray, New Jersey Bryan Muir, New Jersey Sasha Lakovic, New Jersey Mike Hough, NY Islanders Wade Flaherty, NY Islanders Barry Richter, NY Islanders David Harlock, NY Islanders Mike Watt, NY Islanders Eric Brewer, NY Islanders Michael Knuble, NY Rangers Scott Fraser, NY Rangers Todd Harvey, NY Rangers P.J. Stock, NY Rangers Geoff Smith, NY Rangers Esa Tikkanen, NY Rangers Jan Mertzig, NY Rangers Brent Fedyk, NY Rangers Andreas Johansson, Ottawa David Oliver, Ottawa Patrick Traverse, Ottawa Sami Salo, Ottawa Ron Tugnutt, Ottawa Mike Maneluk, Philadelphia Dmitri Tertshny, Philadelphia Dave Babych, Philadelphia Colin Forbes, Philadelphia Mike Stapleton, Phoenix Bryan Helmer, Phoenix Mike Sullivan, Phoenix Scott Langkow, Phoenix Peter Skudra, Pittsburgh Brad Werenka, Pittsburgh Rob Brown, Pittsburgh Jeff Serowik, Pittsburgh Patrick Lebeau, Pittsburgh Ian Moran, Pittsburgh Victor Ignatjev, Pittsburgh Jan Hrdina, Pittsburgh Kip Miller, Pittsburgh Maxim Galanov, Pittsburgh Scott Hannan, San Jose Jamie Baker, San Jose Jarrod Skalde, San Jose Ron Sutter, San Jose Marty Reasoner, St. Louis Pascal Rheaume, St. Louis Michal Handzus, St. Louis Mikael Andersson, Tampa Bay Steve Kelly, Tampa Bay Enrico Ciccone, Tampa Bay Garry Valk, Toronto Yannick Tremblay, Toronto Daniil Markov, Toronto Tomas Kaberle, Toronto Igor Korolev, Toronto Dave Scatchard, Vancouver Adrian Aucoin, Vancouver Bill Muckalt, Vancouver Jamie Huscroft, Vancouver Bert Robertsson, Vancouver Steve Staios, Vancouver Jason Strudwick, Vancouver Markus Naslund, Vancouver Garth Snow, Vancouver Corey Hirsch, Vancouver Matthew Herr, Washington
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