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Changing Rules by Michael Dell, editor-in-chief Last season the NHL was, shall we say, "uneventful"? Shall we say "boring as hell"? We shall say boring as hell. In hopes of improving its product, the league will be implementing several new rule changes for the 1998-99 season. The purpose behind most of the alterations is to increase scoring. More scoring means more excitement. More excitement means happy fans. Happy fans mean more money. And money is what makes the world go round... well, that plus those elves in the center of the Earth that turn the crank. But there's not much the league can do to make those little bastards work harder.
GOAL LINE MOVED Of all the new rules, this one should have the biggest effect. The main reason for the change is to make it more difficult for goaltenders to play the puck behind the net. This should result in better forechecks for the offense, since the likes of Tom Barrasso and Martin Brodeur will have to think twice before venturing out of the crease to cut the puck along the backboards. But there is some concern that the two extra feet will result in Dominik Hasek getting lost, so the league will provide the Dominator with a bag of bread crumbs before each and every game. Another motive behind the move was to give forwards extra room behind the cage to create plays. While it's a nice idea and all, it really will be more of a detriment to playmakers than anything else. Guys like Wayne Gretzky work behind the net in order to use the goal as a pick to get separation from defenders. The two extra feet will make it easier for defensemen to slip around the cage and pressure the puck. That's not a good thing. And if you were talented enough to make plays behind the net to begin with, chances are you're not going to need two extra feet. While the game's craftiest passers won't be able to use the net as a blocker anymore, neither will defensemen looking to carry the puck behind the cage to buy time. This goes back to that whole improving-the-forecheck thing. The extra ice will allow forwards to sweep behind the cage without breaking stride or fearing a collision with the twine. Defensemen are going to have to move the puck in a hurry. This could lead to plenty of turnovers. And if your team has either Phil Housley or Dmitri Mironov on its roster, it could lead to more turnovers than a Mayberry church bake sale. Enjoy.
GOAL CREASE CLIPPED To quote the league: "The sides of the crease will be defined by straight lines four feet in length that run perpendicular to the goal line, one foot outside each goal post, and intersect with the arc that forms the top of the crease." In English, they pretty much just cut off the triangular-looking corners on either side of the crease. This means that guys standing completely out of the play don't have to worry about having a goal disallowed simply because they had their toes in the paint. How 'bout that for progress?
NO MORE ACTING ON ICING
GOALTENDING EQUIPMENT LIMITED * No raised ridges are allowed on the front edges or sides of the chest, on the inside or the outside of arms, or across the top of the shoulders. So this means Garth Snow will give up about three more goals a game. * Circus tents may no longer be used as jerseys. A goalie's sweater cannot exceed 32 inches in length, and it cannot cover any area between the legs. The other measurements must not exceed the following parameters: from hip to hip - 30 inches; from armpit to armpit - 29 inches; from armpit to shoulder - 14 inches; width at elbow - 14 inches; cuff - 9 inches. If you cannot afford a tailor, one will be appointed by the court. * No extra pads will be permitted to be sewn on the inside or the outside of the pants for any other reason than to provide protection. The maximum width of the thigh pad cannot exceed 11 inches. This measurement includes any groin or hip pads that extend beyond the front thigh pad. Only 11 inches of protection per customer, please. * The maximum perimeter of catching gloves is now limited to 50 inches. All gloves must also have a cuff of at least four-and-a- half inches. However, the decision on whether or not to wear cuff links is still left to the player.
LINE CHANGE PROTOCOL
TWICE AS MANY BLOWN CALLS It's important to note the term "phased into effect." This is not just an experiment. The league seems serious about making the switch to two referees. In fact, if there aren't too many complaints, there could be two refs working the postseason. That's enough to make coaches everywhere reach for the... vitamin pills.
POWER TO THE VIDEO GOAL JUDGE
HARDCORE DISCIPLINE To once again quote the league: "There also will be a stricter standard for suspensions on any action deemed deliberate by a player with his elbow or stick that is directed to the head of an opponent or results in an injury to the head of an opponent. Further, acts which are deemed intended to injure an opponent, whether or not a severe injury results, will be scrutinized strictly and treated severely." The above statement could be called the Paul Kariya Rule. The NHL wants to do whatever it can to eliminate concussions. Harsher penalties for shots to the head are a good, if not obvious, start. And so far the league is living up to the hype, slapping Ruslan Salei with a five-game suspension for rubbing out Daniel Briere in the preseason. In other suspension news, a player who comes on the ice from a line change and immediately starts an altercation will be subject to supplementary discipline. So, please, hold all vendettas until the end of your shift. Thank you.
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