LCS Hockey - World Domination Update

World Domination Report
VOL IV, NO II
by Zippy, Wonder Chimp

Carl
Our Mascot
Carl, the Retarded Space Goat

World Domination ain't easy, it takes time.

Welcome to a new season of LCS Hockey. This year we have big plans to advance our plight of world domination. Hopefully, next month we'll be able to announce Phase 1 of Operation Crack Pipe.

Important Note: Issues of LCS Hockey will be published on Wednesdays from this day forward. No longer will Tuesday be the day of LCS Hockey. We will now be coming at you mid-week for the upcoming season.

That's all for now. See ya' in three weeks.

Coming Soon!
Next Issue: New design. New content. Healed bones. World Domination.

                 C R E D I T S
Michael Dell........................Editor-in-Chief
Zippy the Wonder Chimp....................Webmaster
Michael Secosky............................Producer
Jim Iovino.............................Ace Reporter
Matthew Secosky.....................Just Kickin' It
Marc Boucher..............................Publisher
Simon D. Lewis................Calgary Correspondent
Jeff Middleton..............Nashville Correspondent
Tom Cooper..................St. Louis Correspondent
Jason Sheehan..............Washington Correspondent
Tricia McMillan...................AHL Correspondent
John Alsedek..........................Correspondent
Delly's Right Thumb..........................Busted

LCS Hockey - Issue 104; September 23, 1998
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